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Doc's Kids Lyrics
| Ballyhoo Lyrics! | ||
| Bye Bye Bananas | |
Animal |
| Sexier than Slug | Bullied on the Bus | BandAid |
| Peru | John Sucks | Pink Eye |
Bye bananas get ‘em while they’re hot. Bye Bye Bananas, ‘cause in 10 years there won’t be any more bananas. There was a boy banana and a girl banana and they lived together down in Alabama with a tension in the air. So the girl banana told the boy banana that she wanted to have a little baby banana, but the love just was not there. Peel it all away, microvave today. There was a red banana and a white banana ‘made a candy cane that came from Santa up in the North Pole. The red banana told the white banana that she wanted to wear a bright blue bandana to brighten up her soul. There was a hot banana and a cold banana and they wanted to go to the Copa Cabana, but that just did not sit. So the hot banana told the cold banana that she found another man-a, so that banana split
Sometimes don’t know what to say, sometimes don’t know what to do…to you. Sometimes I get in the way, sometimes it’s all about you. Burnt the roof of my mouth tryin’ to figure it out now I’m screaming and shouting at you. It’s the way that it goes and it sucks and it blows so how else will I know what to do? I’d Rather Be An Animal and run around naked. Some days I forget who I am some days I remember too soon, some days it’s “Viva La Bam”, some days I just wanna’ spoon. You know I try as hard as hell, and it’s hard to be a man I think it might be just as well to try to make you understand, I’d Rather Be An Animal
I’m sexier than Slug and don’t cha’ forget I’m so famous that I flew here in a Jumbo Jet. I drive a station wagon you know that it’s the bombs, must be hereditary ‘cause I got it from my moms. Outkast, Dr. Dre, Eminem, & Snoop, I ain’t gonna eat ‘cause there’s a fly up in my soup. If you think that I do this rappin’ for fun you can make a ham sandwich on a hot dog bun. And who exactly do you think you are, well you sure ain’t Har Mar Superstar. I don’t take off my shirt, I don’t shave my chest, I’m just plain ole’ BPZMAG and you know I’m the best! “You can bring a bucket ‘a chicken into Popeye’s but that don’t make you an entrepreneur”
Purple & round, given to me back in ’83 by a deceased great-uncle can’t remember his name, must not have been that important. Pins go down and I’m super-happy ‘cause I’m beating my brother in front of his friends, he’s such an amateur and I’m a pro Mofo. I used to be bullied on the bus for bringing my bowling ball along with me I’m looking back on all the ballyhoo, and who the bullies thought they were messing with. Remember the time we went skinny dipping down in Lake Louise, Jackson Hole, Wyoming what a beautiful town, it’s got rivers and streams. I wear my crown ‘cause I’m the king of the Alley Catz cuttin’ it up on the slippery lanes and I’m insane, insane
When you’re hurting, burning, wanting, yearning, put a bandaid on it. When you’re bleeding, infected, feel the needle, feel rejected, put a bandaid on it. When you’re peeling, too much scrubbing, chafing, too much self-loving, put a bandaid on it
Got a poster of a country it’s got mountains it’s got valleys but
it always falls off the wall. I wanna live in Peru (baby, maybe) and I know
you do too. Peru’s nice, nice climate too, got real nice people, and Machu
Picchu
But it always falls off the wall. I wanna live in Peru (baby, maybe, with you,
and I know you do too. If I ever just disappear look in Peru, you’ll find
me there and I’ll always fall off the wall I wanna live in Peru (maybe,
baby) with you, Macchu Picchu
Here’s a song about John and Laurie, well O.K., it’s mostly ‘bout John. And if you sit down and listen to my story, I promise it won’t take long…John sucks!
I like the way you move across the kitchen floor, you do the “Cabbage-Patch”
like no one has before. It’s all those simple things that I just can’t
ignore, I just can’t get to sleep until I hear you snore. The night before
you asked me for a ride to school, must have mistaken me for someone who’s
cool. Last night I thought I woke up in a swimming pool, nightmares of drowning
turned out to be your drool. She brings me Oreos, Double Stuf she knows. She’s
the one who gives me pink eye
BACK TO TOP
Welcome to this fine groove
relaxed but not too slow
Welcome to this fine groove
It will take you to the place that you want to go
Welcome to this fine groove It's nice to see you here
Welcome to this fine groove
We wouldn't hurt you so there's no need to fear
Groovy
Welcome to this fine groove
Feel at home it's yours for now
Welcome to this fine groove
Deep, long, thick, holy cow
Welcome to this fine groove
You're back from the place you went
Welcome to this fine groove
How did it feel, how did it feel, how did it feel?
Groovy
Were you satisfied in this fine groove?
A question we ask to those who have slipped
Into this fine groove
We hope you were, hope you were
Funky like a monkey in this fine groove
'Cause that's all it's meant to be
Like a monkey in this fine groove
'Cause right now, hey man, you're just like me
Groovy
Smiling is the hardest thing to do
When you're half way there
Today in the recording studio
What are you gonna do?
I can't believe I believe
I can't believe that I believe
Tone def
Laughing at the songs you hear
Singers singing with a def ear (what?)
Soldiers fighting they don't know why
Verses so hard to come by
I can't believe I believe
I can't believe that I believe
Tone def
(scat)
scoobeedoobeedoobobscoobydowhereareyousoobydowhereare
youwe'regonnahaveyourselfascoobysnack
The digital divide keeps my mind occupied
realize the revolution that is causing this pollution
The digital divide
is the passion that's inside
forging forward is the way that you and I can win today
The digital divide
are you looking for a ride?
can we please now find the answer
how to cure that thing called cancer
The digital divide
is what the pilgrim cried
when he heard the old man speak
organize the plan next week
The plan worked, he said
as the digital divide blew up his head
Why's it gotta be like this?
keeping my jacket on in the cold
you know it's gotta be like this
because some day we all get old
Living in the life that we all lead
can't be bothered by the pain
scratching my head I got an itch
chaos, I'm going insane
Will you hold me will you hold me
Will you embrace the entropy?
It used to be just walking 'round (midnight)
now I guess I need direction
but the compass is always wrong (thanks a lot, Mr. Holland)
pointing me away from love and affection
No it's not catch 22
I know exactly what I need
will you hold me will you hold me
will you embrace the entropy?
I kissed you in your office
I kissed you in your bed
I kissed you in Wyoming as civilization bled
I kissed you in the morning
I kissed you late at night
I kissed you by the mountains
as wolves howled, giving fright
Starlight so bright starlight the first star I see tonight
I kissed you in September
I kissed you in the rain
I kissed you for forever
through sorrow, joy, and pain
I kissed you as the phone rang
a dozen times or more
I kissed you in the song I sang
while walking in your door
It's 7 A.M. three hours of sleep I just had
and I don't want to move
but this promise to my friend, Brad
Look all around you'll find exactly what you're looking for
Granola hotties everywhere
I got my turquoise on
wearing my shades in the shade
they're all staring at me
I don't know what the hell I just played
They're looking at me I'm looking at them and I'm starting to see
Granola hotties everywhere
Those tree-eating, birkenstock huggin'
rabbit food wearing (Dr. Mutter)
Stepping up to the microphone
singing to you but no one's home
folk singers all around
I don't care I just wanna hear the sounds of
all you tie-dye wearing rabbit-food eating
Garcia-loving
Granola hotties everywhere
Sat next to him at a corner coffee shop
Once he started he didn't want to stop
And he wouldn't let me get one word in
About the sins of man and the God within
So many things that I'll never understand
So many things, he was the Magic Man
They laughed at us and they pointed our way
But they didn't even hear what the man had to say
About eternal damnation and souls resting in hell
So many things don't fit in his master plan
So many things, he was the Magic Man
Magic Man
We asked about life and he didn't know of it
We asked him about love and he said "love's a crock of (****)
Oh, you could die tomorrow, do you know where your soul will end
There's so many things that he'll never understand
So many things, he was the Magic Man
Tunneled was his vision and closed was his mind
Everybody knows a Magic Man of some kind
Who preaches and he teaches what's right and what's wrong
So many things that I'll never understand
So many things, he was the Magic Man
We stood up to leave and we even shook his hand
I'm glad we had to leave
No more Magic Man
BACK TO TOP
For Evan's Sake
Maybe I'm a virgin and maybe I'm not
Maybe I'm real ugly well maybe I'm hot
Maybe it's the time of day that makes me come alive
It's the stranger walking down the street who gave me that hi-five
Surely it'a the post man who delivers me my mail
Surely it's the woman who gave birth to me named Gail
Surely I can't answer every question that you ask
Surely I'm sunshine in the summer where you bask
For Evan't sake what are you looking at
Is there something that you see
I really think you got a problem
Or are you just infatuated with me?
Confidently I will write a song about my friends
Confidently we will live our lives until the end
So confidently chirping with the birds during the day
And confidently crashing cars will lend us to decay
(Doc's Kids, that is!)
Finally we'd like to thank you for the great support
Finally we know that basketball's our favorite sport
Finally the night is done and we can get some rest
Elvis was the King of Rock n' Roll, he was the best
("Thank you very much")
My baby's in St. Louis
What am I supposed to do
She's only gone one day
But man, I still got the blues
She left me on the third
But I know she's coming back the fourth
I trust that my baby
She won't do that to me no more
The answer to my prayers
Don't come in a bottle of gin
She's gone to St. Louis
And I can't wait for her plane to fly in
Then she drove to Chicago
And she called me from the House of Blues
So I told my baby I missed her and she better
get back here real quick like otherwise I'm
gonna put on my shoes, walk down to Chicago
and bring her back
She's flying in tomorrow
But that don't mean I'm not blue
Now she's got my heart
And now it's gone ripped in not one...not three...
But it's gone ripped in two
I see myself fading
As the moon begins to rise
Sun sets between mountains
Fire gleaming in your eyes
Nighttime draws a cool breath
October approaches soon
Look away as I search for
The darkness of the moon
Without your lips
A lunar eclipse
A straight line is forming
Before my own eyes
With minutes to wait
While black turn the skies
"Boom boom" say the clouds
Time counts the seconds going by
The storm's getting closer
And my eyes want to cry
As the record skips
A lunar eclipse
I'm charged with treason
Clouds need to move away
Then I realise the reason
For such a long delay
I see myself fade
The moon declines to rise
Sun sets behind mountains
Fire still gleaming in your eyes
Your perfect hips
Long road trips
A lunar eclipse
We see ourselves fade...
Hey, I gotta go to work
Can I borrow your car
Hey, can I borrow your car
It'll take just a few hours
Everyone that I know thinks that I am
Everyone that I meet tells me that I am
Happy and Bubbly
Hey, do I look chubby in this dress?
'Cause I gotta go out tonight
Get drunk and come home depressed
Everyone that I know thinks that I am
Everyone that I meet tells me that I am
Happy and Bubbly
Hey, I'm in a jam
Could you help me out?
You don't have to though
But if you don't I'll cry and pout (waaa!)
Everyone that I know thinks that I am
Everyone that I meet tells me that I am
Happy and Bubbly
My name is Lucas
I buy my socks at KMart
They're cheap and inexpensive
And I wear them a lot
Oooh yeah
Woah oh yeah
The black ones with the white stripe
Oooh ooh yeah oh yeah
My name is Lucas
I buy my socks at KMart
My mom says that I'm real smart
'Cause I save money there
Oooh yeah
Woah oh yeah
The black ones with the white stripe
Oooh ooh yeah oh yeah
My name is Reznor
I buy my boots at Ragstock
They're cheap and inexpensive
'Cause I'm so very Goth
Oooh oh no
Woah oh no
The black ones with the black stripes
'Cause I'm so very Goth
My name is Lucas
I buy my socks at KMart
They're cheap and inexpensive (woahuohoh)
And I wear them a lot
My name is Lucas
So you say you wanna be a star
So you say you wanna go far
So you say you wanna play the guitar
So you say you gotta buy a new car
Fragile: Handle with Care
Candid Camera's on you
When will you get that Rubix Cube?
Ernie's floating in the air
Hamster's dying in your care
So you say you wanna be in a band
So you say you wanna cut off your hand
So you say man, we're out to lunch
So you say man, hey, where's Capn' Crunch?
Fragile: Handle with Care
Candid Camera's on you
When will you get that Rubix Cube?
Ernie's floating in the air
Hamster's dying in your care
So you say you're afraid of the bats
So you say it's time to watch Thunder Cats (ho!)
So you say man, we were livin' large
So you say man, we had Charles in Charge
Fragile: Handle with Care
Candid Camera's on you
When will you get that Rubix Cube?
Ernie's floating in the air
Hamster's dying in your care
Could you please give me the low down
On your newest Showcase Showdown
And tell me where I need to be
Hang with you and Rod Roddy
I watch you whenever I'm at home
So what's the deal with that weird-ass microphone?
Barker's Beauties so tall and thin
Barker's Beauties, do they show enough skin?
Bob Barker you're my hero
Bob Barker you're my hero
I hope the right price is zero
'Cause Bob Barker you're my hero
Hey Plinko, you're my favorite game
Now it's $50,000 as right as rain
I like to watch the Big Wheel go around
And listen to that beeping sound
A lady wears a shirt with her name on it
She kisses Bob on the cheek and tries to get on him
That's the end of the show for now
One final thing, won't you come on down
Bob Barker you're my hero
Bob Barker you're my hero
I hope the right price is zero
'Cause Bob Barker you're my hero
Nipple nipple bellybutton
Come right here and give me lovin'
You're the only one for me
Fatty ratty bumblebee
Buzzin' buzzin' buzzin' buzzin'
In the air I ain't your cousin
Only wishes do come true
I'm the only one for you
I came from El Paso
She said with a smile
I've got a brand new lasso
So come get tied up for a while
She said she'd introduce me
To her friend Peggy Sue
I heard she's kind of choosey
She just might like you
We talked all night about Texas
She said that she'd really miss me
We drank some XX's
Then we drank some herbal tea
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
So I went to El Paso
I went there to sing her this song
I saw the aforementioned lasso
But it was only ten inches long
Ba ba ba da da da, baby
Your mom said "I'll be watching you"
(With one eye open)
Your mom said I can get paid, too
(show me the money)
Where is Johnny Gonda it's late
And he should be in bed
'Cause that's what Enid Said
No more magnifying glass
(No Eiffel Tower, by Eiffel Tower)
I can't believe that seven years have passed
(It can't be seven, are you sure it's seven?)
Where is Johnny Gonda it's late
And he should be in bed
'Cause that's what Enid Said
Stacy
Took a walk outside and saw your face
So beautiful, Victoria’s Secret lace
When I saw your smile I was taken away
By the police ‘cause I took off my clothes
Sorry I get excited
Stacy, you’re crazy
I don’t know what I’d do without you
Now I’m here in my cell
Counting days going by
And Stacy I wish you were here
Sorry, I get excited
Two weeks passed they let me out
Two weeks passed now I gotta shout
Stacy, you’re crazy
I don’t know what I’d do with out you
Stacy. Stacy.
Orion
I feel like I could fly like a bird way up in the sky
I could fly far away in the mountains
And be closer to your love
I just need your love
Orion, can’t you see me cryin’
‘Cause you could keep the secret
That I just told you?
Oh, Justin, why’re you always fussin’
With those guitar strings and tuning slides
And you never have before?
Oh, Mavis, why would you enslave us
And make us sing all those songs
From Great Uncle Helmer?
Oh, Karl, you don’t have to snarl
‘Cause I can only take
So many verses of “Garbage”
Oh, Weaver, you can’t leave it to Beaver
And stop trying to blame
Everything on Wally
Oh, ZMAG, you look so good dressed in drag
And you got better legs
Than I’ve seen on most women
She's So Fine
I don’t know if I do
But she wants to
She’s so fine
She’s got something good
And I want it
She checked under my hood
And she found it
Nobody thought she would
But I called it
She’s so fine
She keeps me squeaky-clean
Scrub-a-dub
She knows when I’m feeling green
Or magenta
She buys me gasoline
For my moped
She’s so fine
I don’t know if I do
But she wants to
She’s so fine
She breaks all my strings
I re-string ‘em
She hates it when I sing
‘Cause I’m tone def
But she means everything
And I love her
She’s so fine
Snack Pack
I’m just eating my Snack Pack
Listening to Morrissey, thinking of you
So I call you on the telephone
And you’re not home again
I just lit a couple candles
Trimmed the flowers now I’m waiting for you
‘Cause I know you gotta work late
On a Saturday
When I call you
You’re not home (again)
Tonight we’re gonna eat Italian (from Italy)
‘Cause pasta rocks and I wanna get phat
Sitting on the sofa
Watching the television
I just finished my Snack Pack
Listening to Morrissey, thinking of you
I call you on the telephone
And you’re not home again
Slippery
Holy Cow, I really think that we have lost ‘em now
We’re on our way to getting away with all the things we did today
Slippery
Holy shit, I can’t believe that we got away with it
When twenty times you shaked ‘em, now you gotta shake n’ bake ‘em
Slippery
Don’t get caught by the boss man (now)
Slippery
We rode our bikes to that secret place we really like
You know it’s our favorite hideout, before our parents find out
Slippery
Then we got caught; they thought the things we had was the stuff we bought
But they were actually stolen, tonight there will be no bowlin’
Slippery
Spotlight Evil (Weaver/Zirngible)
She says you always want to move away
Now Mexico is waiting for us
I get airsick so let’s take the bus
She says you always want to move away
It’s the clock always telling us the time
Trees will always have their roots
And I will always wear my combat boots
It’s the clock always telling us the time
I can spotlite the evil in your eyes
You do not know how much time will pass
Before I go and kick your ass
I can spotlite the evil in your eyes
I can spotlite the evil in your eyes
I lick my lips a lot when I play guitar
And if you’re smart you won’t go far
I can spotlite the evil in your eyes